I Don't Understand Why God

I Didn't Know What Guess Jeans Were. I Just Shopped At Wal-mart And Kmart And Stuff Like That.

I Never Thought To Ever Ask For Money. I Was So Stupid.

A Ghost Would Crawl Up My Leg And Have Sex With Me At An Apartment A Long Time Ago In Texas. I Used To Think It Was My Boyfriend, And One Day I Woke Up And It Wasn't. I Was Freaked Out About It, But Then I Was, Like, 'well, You Know What? He's Never Hurt Me And He Just Gave Me Some Amazing Sex, So I Have No Problem.

He's Comming To Meet Me On Sun. Cant Wait!!... Please God Let Him Love Me!!... This Could Be It [followed By Five Happy Faces].... Hes Going To Publish My Pictures Im So Glad I Didn't Sleep With Him Either!... I Hate For Men To Want Sex All The Time. I Hate Sex Anyway. (1992, Diary Entry As She Prepares For A Meeting With Paul Marciano, Head Of Guess.)

I Am Just So Happy And Thrilled And I Am So Glad Mr. Hefner Chose Me.