I Don't Want To Be

Could Be Worse... Could Be Raining

Comedy, Like Sodomy, Is An Unnatural Act.

Hookers Have To Deliver On Their Promise... Unlike Politicians.

I Won't Eat Anything That Has Intelligent Life, But I'd Gladly Eat A Network Executive Or A Politician.

You Offer A Sincere Compliment On A Great Mustache And Suddenly She's Not Your Friend.