I Don't Want To Be

It Shows The Truth - That The Real Meaning Of A Word Is Only As Powerful Or Harmless As The Emotion Behind It.

If You Quit Being Cunty, The Whole World Will Stop Being Against You.

Comics Who Grew Up Surviving Their Childhood By Being Able To Be The First One To Make The Joke About Their Weight Or Their Hairy Arms - Like Me - Whatever They're Insecure About, Whatever They're Apologizing For, That Becomes Their Strength.

I Still Have Highs And Lows, Maybe I Don't Cry Salty Tears As Much.

If You Sell The Vatican And You Take That Money And You Use It To Feed Every Single Human Being On The Planet, You Will Get Cah-azy Pussy. All The Pussy. I Don't Mean Literally. That Might Not Be Your Cup Of Tea. I Don't Know What Your Version Of 'all The Pussy' Is. But You'll Get All The Pussy.