I Don't Want To Be

I Still Have The Desire To Do The Job Of Acting. It's Just A Matter Of Whether I'll Be Allowed To Do The Job Of Acting That Remains To Be Seen. There Are Only So Many Brick Walls That I'm Willing To Beat My Head On.

I Suffer A Little Bit From Napoleonism, If You Will.

I Don't Have Any Friends And Don't Have Any Intention Of Making Any. People Will Stab You In The Back, Mistreat You, Talk About Me Behind Your Back, Steal From You. And They're Not Really Your Friends. They're Only There Because You're A Celebrity Or Because They Want To Get Something From You.

My Slogan Is I'm The Least Qualified Guy For The Job, But I'd Probably Do The Best Job.

I Can See Through Almost Any Scam, Especially One Perpetrated By The Federal Government. I Can See Through It... They Can't Pull The Wool Over My Eyes, It's Absolutely Freakin' Impossible To Pull The Wool Over My Eyes About The Government.