I Don't Want To Go

A Woman Wearing A Revealing Dress Will Always Be Sexier Than A Naked Woman.

In England, I've Done A Whole Bunch Of Stuff Where I Just Make A Complete Ass Of Myself. I've Been Doing It For 20 Years, So I Just Gravitate Toward It Anyway. I'd Rather Do That Than Do The Stuff Where I'm Supposed To Be Trying To Look Cool In Some Way. It's More Interesting To Me.

You Really Have Got Lots Of Issues! Yeah, Of 'what Car Magazine'!

There Were Days When We Used To Say, What Was In Today's Paper Is Tomorrow's Fish-and-chip Paper.when I Became Successful, I Enjoyed Myself A Little.

People Come Up To Me In Supermarkets And Demand Humour. And The Less Amusing I Am, The More They Piss Themselves. So I Say, "i'm Doing My Shopping, Mate, Ok?" And The Guy Will Be On The Floor In Hysterics. Quite Odd. Eventually I Do Have To Say Something Funny So I Usually Go For Something Pathetic Like, "it's A Nice Place To Shop But I Wouldn't Like To Live Here!" And They Roar Again. Wet Themselves. I'm Lucky Though That I Am Not Massively Famous, I Can Get The Tube Without Much Bother. Must Be Awful Being The Beckhams.