I Don't Want To Say

Washington Is A Place Where Politicians Don't Know Which Way Is Up And Taxes Don't Know Which Way Is Down.

Humor Starts Like A Wildfire, But Then Continues On, Smoldering, Smoldering For Years.

Happiness Is A Very Small Desk And A Very Big Wastebasket.

Live Your Life So That If Someone Says 'be Yourself' It's Good Advice.

More Than Ever Before, Americans Are Suffering From Back Problems: Back Taxes, Back Rent, Back Auto Payments.