I Don't Work Well Outside

I Believe That We're Only As Strong As Our Neighbor Is, And The Idea That, I'm My Brother's Keeper Works For Me.

Would I Love To Run Around And Check Out If Jennifer Aniston Was Looking For A Boyfriend? Yeah, It Would Be Interesting For A Minute. But Would I Trade In My Life To Get Her And Angelina [jolie]? No Way. I've Got Something Better. And I Don't Need The Neuroses Of Two Type-a Personalities In My Life. One Is Enough.

I'm Not A Big Disco Guy.

This Is The Way I Look At Sex Scenes: I Have Basically Been Doing Them For A Living For Years. Trying To Seduce An Audience Is The Basis Of Rock 'n Roll, And If I May Say So, I'm Pretty Good At It...plus, Being Married And Monogamous, It's The Closest Thing I Can Do To Having Sex Without Getting In Trouble For It...the Only Thing I Like More Than My Wife Is My Money, And I'm Not About To Lose That To Her And Her Lawyers, That's For Damn Sure.

A Friend Of Mine, A Friend Of Yours. My Better Half, Richard Stephen Sambora