I Drink With Impunity...or Anyone

I Never Drink Water. I'm Afraid It Will Become Habit-forming.

Christmas At My House Is Always At Least Six Or Seven Times More Pleasant Than Anywhere Else. We Start Drinking Early. And While Everyone Else Is Seeing Only One Santa Claus, We'll Be Seeing Six Or Seven.

It's Quite True I'm Not Drinking Anymore; However, I'm Not Drinking Any Less Either.

I Never Voted For Anybody. I Always Voted Against.

A Comic Should Suffer As Much Over A Single Line As A Man With A Hernia Would In Picking Up A Heavy Barbell.