I Eat Like A Caveman.

In Real Life, Bad Things Happen And They're Not Funny, And Then Bad Things Happen And They Can Be Funny. When You're Unhappy You Don't Go An Entire Time Without Laughing. You Don't Go Your Whole Life Without Laughing. It's Just Life.

I Just Kind Of Opened Up And Said, 'i Feel Like A Rag Doll. I Have Hair And Makeup People Coming To My House Every Day And Putting Me In New, Uncomfortable, Weird Dresses And Expensive Shoes, And I Just Shut Down And Raise My Arms Up For Them To Get The Dress On, And Pout My Lips When They Need To Put The Lipstick On.'

When I'm Not Working, I Am The Laziest Person. I Can Literally Lie On A Couch And Watch Television For 15 Hours.

My Icloud Keeps Telling Me To Back It Up, And I'm Like, 'i Don't Know How To Back You Up. Do It Yourself!'

I Want To Sit On My Couch And Drink And Not Change My Pants For Days At A Time.