I Enjoy Being A Girl.

I'm The Type Of Person Who, If Somebody Offers Me A Free Meal, I Get Excited Because You Never Know Where Your Next Free Meal Is Going To Come From.

If I Go Out With No Make-up And A Tracksuit On, Nobody Comes Up To Me. And If They Do, I Won't Do A Photo Because I Wouldn't Want Any Photographic Evidence.

You Feel A Sense Of Elation Seeing Yourself On A Billboard.

Curvy Is Something To Be Proud Of.

I Was Mainly Raised By A Working Mum Who Didn't Have Much Time Or Inclination For Making Food. So I Had Three Or Four Basic Meals: Fish Fingers And A Tomato; A Packet Scotch Egg And A Tomato; Pasta With A Tin Of Tomatoes; And Extra Mild Plastic-y Cheddar Chopped Into Cubes With Bits Of Cucumber.