I Even Went So Far

When You Record Something, You Never Know Who's Going To Hear It.

God Created Whiskey To Keep The Irish From Taking Over The World.

I'm Also For Gay Marriage, Because I Say They Have Every Right To Be Just As Miserable As The Rest Of Us. Love Is Bigger Than Government. And Texas, By The Way, Has A Very Progressive Law About Gay Couples Adopting Kids. We Just Won't Let Them Get Married. So That's Not Common Sense.

But The Most Dangerous Thing In The World In The World Is To Run The Risk Of Waking Up One Morning And Realizing Suddenly That All This Time You've Been Living Without Really And Truly Living And By Then It's Too Late. When You Wake Up To That Kind Of Realization, It's Too Late For Wishes And Regrets. It's Even Too Late To Dream.

The Only Thing That Really Differentiates Texas From Any Other Place In The World Is The Proclivity Of Its People To Urinate Outdoors And To Attach A Certain Amount Of Importance To This Popular Pastime.