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There Are No Normal People, There Are Just Different Kinds Of Weird.

I've Discovered A New Video Game Called Owning My Home.

Yoda Is Interesting Because, In Addition To Being Wise, He Is Two Feet Tall, And A Yoda.

I Became Part Of A Little Study Group In Community College And Started Caring About Strangers. It Gave Me Insight Into What An Asshole I Was. I Saw That I Had Only Lived Half Of A Life.

I Surround Myself With Loyalists And People That I Would Die For. I Just Would Rather Die Than Make Bad Stuff For People Because I'm A Terrible Dishwasher And A Terrible Lover And A Terrible Pet Owner.