I Expected Dracula To Come

Someone Called All The Newspapers In New York And Told Them I'd Died. I've Been Told By Almost Everyone It Was An Ex-wife - I've Had A Few So It's Hard To Pinpoint Which One - But Who Knows For Sure?

When I Was In Africa, This Voice Came To Me And Said, "richard, What Do You See?" I Said, "i See All Types Of People." The Voice Said, "but Do You See Any Niggers?" I Said, "no." It Said, "do You Know Why? 'cause There Aren't Any."

That's Insanity. We Must Be Good All The Time.

I Went To Zimbabwe. I Know How White People Feel In America Now; Relaxed! Cause When I Heard The Police Car I Knew They Weren't Coming After Me!

I Became A Performer Because It Was What I Enjoyed Doing.