I Feel Great. I Had

I Asked My Doctor How Many More Years I Have Left And He Said, 'you're Too Ornery To Die.

Nutrition Makes Me Puke.

I'm The Gooney Bird That Walked To The Bank. I'm Doing Better Than Most Of Those Guys Who Said I Was Crazy.

There Is No Better Therapy Than Understanding.

I Didn't Get Hurt In The Contest. I Hurt It The Next Day.