I Feel Like I Have

I Just Started Calling Myself 'swamp A-.' Like, I Have Swamp A- Right Now. I Had Major Swamp A- Because I Was Wearing These Spanx To Hold In My Gut ... It's Like The Bayou Up In That Region.

Even Though I Have So Many Things To Figure Out, I'm Very Much At Peace. I Don't Feel Like I'm Closing The Chapter On This Phase Of Life - I Feel Like I'm Closing The Book And Starting A New One.

All I Have To Say Is: Jessica Simpson Is The Most Beautiful Woman On The Planet!

I'll Usually Wash My Hair And Let It Air-dry Wavy, But If I'm Just In A Hang-out Mood, I Won't Even Wash It. I'll Wait Until It Smells.

If It's A Boy, I'll Put Him In Tutus!