I Feel Like The American

For My Stand-up, I Always Have My Notebook With Me And If Something Strikes Me, I'll Write It Down.

Sometimes There's A Lot Of Tangents Because I Forget What I'm Going To Say So Much. Sometimes There's Very Little Tangents And Stuff For Some Reason, And Then Some Nights It's All Tangents And I Can't Find My Way, And Then Sometimes I Wind Up Just Talking About Something Completely Extemporaneously And Then Never Mention It Again Ever. It's Just Completely Different.

This Dress Exacerbates The Genetic Betrayal That Is My Legacy.

It's Been Hard In Entertainment As A 45-year-old Woman To Find Jobs. They Get Fewer And Far Between If You're Older, Unless You're One Of The Few Lucky Ones Who Work Constantly, Like Meryl Streep.

You Know, I Have No Web Presence, And I Don't Know That There's Many People Who Really Do Know Me That Much Anymore.