I Feel... Sexier, I Think,

I'm An Immigrant Myself. It Was A Tough Road To Come To America And Work.

I Know My Mom Still Wears Lingerie And Jumps Out Of Closets To Scare My Dad. She's Always Joked That She Tries To Give Him A Heart Attack So She Can Get His Coin Collection. But Now She's Actually Worried That She Might Give Him A Heart Attack. And The Coin Collection May Not Exist, So She's Being Gentler On Him.

I've Created My Own Career In My Life, And I've Had A Lot Of Fun Doing It. I Think That's Good.

I Landed On Gay Pride And I Couldn't Believe My Eyes! Not Only Were Gay People Real - I Had Only Heard Rumours - But They Had Parades. There Were Men Covered In Glitter Bound Together With Furry Handcuffs. I Felt Like I Was In Outer Space, I Honestly Thought I Had Arrived At The Happiest Place On Earth.

Beauty Is The Fume-track Of Necessity. This Thought Is Therapeutic. If, After Several Applications, You Do Not Find Relief, Consult Your Family Physician.