I Feel Sorry For Confetti.

Most People Are Not Particularly Good At Anything.

Life Is Not Measured By The Breaths You Take, But By The Moments That Take Your Breaths Away.

Have You Ever Noticed That The Lawyer Always Smiles More Than The Client?

I Worry About My Judgment When Anything I Believe In Or Do Regularly Begins To Be Accepted By The American Public.

Do You Remember Barbara Bush? I Call Her The Silver Douchebag.