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The Best Ideas Come As Jokes. Make Your Thinking As Funny As Possible.

A Good Advertisement Is One Which Sells The Product Without Drawing Attention To Itself.

Make Sure You Have A Vice President In Charge Of Your Revolution, To Engender Ferment Among Your More Conventional Colleagues.

Don't Hire A Dog, Then Bark Yourself

If You Want To Be Interesting, Be Interested.