I Figure The Oldies Are

I Think The Acts Today Get Too Much Money. I Really Do. They Wind Up Blowing It All Anyway. It's Silly To Give Children That Much Money.

I Know It Sounds Corny, Man, But I Like To Bring Folks Joy, And I Like To Have A Good Time. I Know Folks Like To Be With Somebody Who's Having A Good Time. You Sure As Hell Don't Want To Be With Somebody Who's Having A Bad Day.

Half The Time I Feel Like I'm Appealing To The Downer Freaks Out There. We Start To Play One Downer Record After Another Until I Begin To Get Down Myself. Give Me Something From 1960 Or Something; Let Me Get Up Again. The Music Of Today Is For Downer Freaks, And I'm An Upper.

From 1958 To 1964, That's Real Rock N' Roll. Then The Beatles Hit And Everyone Sounded Like Them.

A Little Mordida, Here. A Little Mordida, There.