I Firmly Believe That You

Every Time I Hangout With Sandra Bullock I Think I Want To Be Her. I Want To Be Married To Jesse James.

I Remember Being Upset Because I Was Finally Legal To Drink In Canada, And I Decided To Throw That All Away And Move To America, Where I Had To Wait Another Two Years. I Came Here To Do Improv And To Try To Join The Groundlings.

You Always Get That One Customer That Decides That Your Name Is Boy. Or Something. It Certainly Reinforces A Respect I Already Had For People That Are In The Hospitality Industry.

If You're Going To Commit To That, You're Going To Have To Find Some Way To Make It Bearable And Enjoyable.

I Have Daddy Issues. So I Keep Tissues On Me At All Times.