I Found My Interest Lapse

You Wouldn't Believe How The Town Was Named For Me. I Was Met By The Whole Population, Headed By The Mayor.

It Was So Kind Of You To Mention That I Don't Wear Stays. What's The Point? If You Squeeze It In At One Point, It Only Comes Out At The Other.

My Husband Is A General's Chauffeur Somewhere In France

I Know I Am At The End. I Shall Never Get Better, Dear.

It's The First Time I've Seen Myself Act, And I Can't Say I'm Impressed.