I Get A Lot Of

I Did Not Want My Tombstone To Read, 'she Kept A Really Clean House.'

After All, Ginger Rogers Did Everything That Fred Astaire Did. She Just Did It Backwards And In High Heels.

They Blame The Low Income Women For Ruining The Country Because They Are Staying Home With Their Children And Not Going Out To Work. They Blame The Middle Income Women For Ruining The Country Because They Go Out To Work And Do Not Stay Home To Take Care Of Their Children.

I Have A Real Soft Spot In My Heart For Librarians And People Who Care About Books.

Poor George [bush], He Can't Help It. He Was Born With A Silver Foot In His Mouth.