I Got An Ant Farm;

I Put Fruit On Top Of My Waffles, Because I Want Something To Brush Off.

I Got Two Stools, In Case I Want To Sit Down And Sit Down Again On Something Else.

When You Put Listerine In Your Mouth, It Hurts. Germs Do Not Go Quietly.

My Friend Said To Me, You Know What I Like? Mashed Potatoes. I Was Like, Dude, You Have To Give Me Time To Guess. If You're Going To Quiz Me You Have To Insert A Pause.

You Know When You See An Advertisement For A Casino, And They Have A Picture Of A Guy Winning Money? That's False Advertising, Because That Happens The Least. That's Like If You're Advertising A Hamburger, They Could Show A Guy Choking. "this Is What Happened Once."