I Got An Ant Farm;

At My Hotel Room, My Friend Came Over And Asked To Use The Phone. I Said Certainly. He Said Do I Need To Dial 9 I Say Yeah. Especially If It's In The Number. You Can Try Four And Five Back To Back Real Quick.

I Bought Myself A Parrot, But It Did Not Say "i'm Hungry", And So It Died.

I Cannot Tell You What Hotel I'm Staying At, But There Are Two Trees Involved.

Onions Make Me Sad. A Lot Of People Don't Realize That.

I Got My Hair Highlighted Because I Felt Some Strands Were More Important Than Others.