I Got Eight O-levels At

I Am Going To Continue And Bring This Club Forward. I Am Paul Gascoigne The Footballer.

I'll Tell You What My Real Dream Is. I Mean My Absolute Number One Dream That Will Mean I Die A Happy Man If It Happens. I Want To See A Ufo. They're Real. I Don't Care If You Look At Me Like That. Ufo's Are A Definite Fact And I've Got To See One Soon.

I Don't Know Whether I Will Drink Again In My Life But I Didn't Drink Yesterday, I Am Not Drinking Today And I'll Try Not To Drink Again Tomorrow.

The Drink? Yes, I've Had Tough Times In My Life, Especially The Last Year, Regarding My Ex-wife, My Kids, I Nearly Broke My Neck, I Was On Death Row With Pneumonia.

I Won Player Of The Year And Players' Player, Two Cups And Two Championship Medals, Had A Great Time.