I Grew Up In Rhodesia

I Don't Want Children. Why Should I Let Some Strange Little Monster Into My Life To Destroy What To Me Is A Perfect Set-up?

I Have Never Had Too Much Trouble For Creative Ideas To Spring Up In My Mind.

I Know It's Politically Incorrect But I Enjoy Things Like The Kick Boxing And Cock Fighting.

At The Age Of 12 I Won The School Prize For Best English Essay. The Prize Was A Copy Of Somerset Maugham's 'introduction To Modern English And American Literature.' To This Day I Keep It On The Shelf Between My Collection Of Forester's Works And The Little Urn That Contains My Mother's Ashes.

They Do Say That Socialism Is The Ideal Philosophy-just As Long As You Have Capitalists To Pay For It.