I Grew Up In Rhodesia

I Shot My First Lion At The Age Of 14 When A Pride Threatened My Father's Livestock While He Was Away On Holiday.

I Think One Of The Most Poignant Things Is Unrequited Love And Loneliness.

The Best Cure For Racism Is To Have Somebody Shoot At You. Man, It Does Not Matter Then What Color The Arse Is That Comes To Save Yours-black Or White, You're Ready To Give It A Big Fat Kiss.

The Really Disturbing Thing About Somalia Is That In A Country Where There Are Few Economic Opportunities, Pirates Are Perceived As Glamorous And Are Held In Awe By Young Boys Who Aspire To Their Lifestyle.

You Know That Feeling When You Finish A Final Exam And You Think, 'i Never Want To Do That Again'? Well I Have The Same Feeling When I Finish A Novel. Each Time I Say, 'i Think I May Retire Now' And Then After Six Months The Ideas Start To Churn Again. I Could Never Stop.