I Guess Truth Can Hurt

I Read Where They Are Going To Limit Debate In The Senate. It Used To Be That A Man Could Talk All Day, But Now, As Soon As He Tells All He Knows, He Has To Sit Down. Most Of These Birds Will Just Be Getting Up And Nodding Now. Why, Some Of Them Won't Be Able To Answer Roll Call.

There Is No More Interesting Place In The World To Meet Characters Than A Movie Set.

Wish All The Farmers Would Move To Town One Year, That's The Only Way I Know To Clear The Thing Up.

And Kid Congress And The Senate, Dont Scold Em. They Are Just Children Thats Never Grown Up. They Dont Like To Be Corrected In Company. Dont Send Messages To Em, Send Candy.

Whoever Said A Horse Was Dumb, Was Dumb