I Had A Job As

I Just Wanted Laughs - That's Really What I Was After.

I Think That For The Most Part, When I Started Doing Comedy, It Had Become Very Commercialized.

I Couldn't Be Happier That President Bush Has Stood Up For Having Served In The National Guard, Because I Can Finally Put An End To All Those Who Questioned My Motives For Enlisting In The Army Reserve At The Height Of The Vietnam War.

I Defy Anyone To Produce Any Evidence That The Word 'happy' Has Ever Crossed My Lips. I Am Not Now, Nor Have I Ever Been, 'happy.'

Well, After The Divorce, I Went Home And Turned All The Lights On!