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It Takes No Imagination To Live Within Your Means.

There's Nothing Creative About Living Within Your Means.

The Most Adventurous Thing I've Done Is Learn How To Fly A Helicopter In The Philippines. One Night We Landed On A Beach And Slept On It.

The Things You Get Fired For When You’re Young Are The Same Things That You Get Lifetime Achievement Awards For When You’re Old.

I Had A Heartbreaking Experience When I Was 9. I Always Wanted To Be A Guard. The Most Wonderful Girl In The World Was A Guard. When I Got Polio And Then Went Back To School, They Made Me A Guard. A Teacher Took Away My Guard Button.