I Had A Paper Route

If You Want To Talk To Me After The Show, I'd Be Surprised.

They Could Take Sesame Seeds Off The Market And I Wouldn't Even Care. I Can't Imagine 5 Years From Now Saying, "remember Sesame Seeds? What Happened? All The Buns Are Blank!"

I Bought Myself A Parrot, But It Did Not Say "i'm Hungry", And So It Died.

I Got Some Tartar Control Toothpaste. I Still Have Tartar, But That Stuff's Under Control. I Got So Much Tartar, I Don't Have To Dip My Fish Sticks In Anything. That's Actually Kind Of Gross. After That Joke, I Have To Clarify That I'm Just Joking.

I Would Imagine That If You Could Understand Morse Code, A Tap Dancer Would Drive You Crazy.