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All My Freakouts Have Been Pretty Private And Directed At Family Pets And/or People I Have Been Dating For Too Short A Time To Freak Out At In That Way.

My Weight Fluctuates Depending On My Mood And My Current Devotion To My Fitness Routine.

I Went To Schools That Were Small Enough That Basically Everyone Was In A Play. I Played A Bouncing Ball In A Production Of Alice In Wonderland And A Fat Man In An Italian Commedia Dell'arte Play. I Was Given Some Small Chances.

I Never Thought Of Myself As Like, A Funny Person.

Mine's [fans] A Lot Of Like Weird Guys In Prison. So I Don't Need To Answer Them.