I Had Really Good Hearing

When Comedy Is Good, It's Jazz. The Beats Of It, The Looseness, The Improvisational Part, The Music-the Way You Hit The Inflection, The High Notes Of A Joke. It's All Melody To Me.

I'm A Baby. I Sleep Like A Baby - I'm Up Every Two Hours. And I Think A Lot. I Worry A Lot. I Have Great Nights Of No Sleep Where Ideas Come.

I Love Doing It [hosting The Oscars] Because I Love The Danger Of It And You Have To Come Through And Think On Your Feet. That's Why That Show, No Matter Who Hosts It, It Really Should Be A Fast-thinking Comedian Who Is Really Quick On Their Feet That Can Handle Situations That Happen, Or Somebody With That Kind Of Mentality That Can Capitalize On Something.

Women Need A Reason To Have Sex, Men Just Need A Place.

[my Mother] Is The Greatest Hero I'll Ever Know Because She Kept Us All Together, She Made Sure We All Graduated College. She Always Believed In Us No Matter What We Do. My Older Brother Joel Became An Art Teacher; My Brother Rip Ultimately Became A Television Producer And Singer And Actor Himself.