I Had Teeth That Stuck

I Read Recipes The Same Way I Read Science Fiction. I Get To The End And Say To Myself "well, That's Not Going To Happen

Halloween Was Confusing. All My Life My Parents Said, "never Take Candy From Strangers." And Then They Dressed Me Up And Said, "go Beg For It." I Didn't Know What To Do. I'd Knock On People's Doors And Go, "trick Or Treat."

The Closest I Ever Came To A Menage-a-trois Was When I Dated A Schizophrenic.

How Can I Have Morning Sickness When I Don't Get Up Till Noon?

I Don't Like When There's Too Much Conversation Because I'm Shy And It Makes Me Uncomfortable.