I Had Temping Jobs Also.

I'm Particularly Proud Of My Reluctance To Share My Dreams With Anyone.

I Love Chicken. I Would Eat Chicken Fingers On Thanksgiving If It Were Socially Acceptable.

I Haven't Done A Lot In London. I Think Comedy Over There Is How It Was Over Here Years Ago. There's Tons Of It, And They're Better Paid.

The Problem With A Lot Of Comedy Clubs Is Not That They Are A Comedy Club; It's Just The Cheesy Way They're Presenting Themselves. That's Why A Lot Of People Have A Problem With Them. If You're A Relatively Unknown Comedian, You Can Play At A Comedy Club, You Might Play To Hundreds Of People Every Night. But If You Try To Make A Concert Event Out Of It, And Try To Play A Rock Club Or Something, Where You Might Play To 10 People Or No People. And The Flipside Of That Is, That's Also A Great Thing, To Play To People Who Are Your Fans. Some People Are Too Hard On The Comedy Clubs.

I'd Rather Send Out A Mass Email Then Hang Posters All Over The Place