I Had To Travel Half

Finding Places To Perform Was Definitely The Biggest Challenge. Trying To Find My Voice Over The Years Was A Big Thing Because When I Started I Was Just Doing Characters And Impressions And That Was It.

I Bought A Hummer Before I Bought A House, And Then I Bought A House. Every Year, Everything Doubled. The Work Was Doubling. The Money Was Doubling. The Popularity Was Doubling.

I Got On The High School Speech Team And Everyday I Would Get Up In Front Of The Class And Just Start Talking.

I Was Very Dirty; I Was A Very Dirty Comic. There Was No Way I Would Have Gotten On Tv With The Act I Had When I First Started.

Life Is Measured By How You Lived It, Not By The Years.