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For A Jewish Mother, Having A Country Wage War On Your Son Is The Worst. If Kim Jong-un Only Knew What He Was Doing To My Mother!

Some Of My Friends Would Lie To Girls To Get Them, Or Do Things That - You Know, They Would Cheat On Girls. I Was Just Never In The Realm Of What, You Know, What's Instilled To Me, You Know? Yeah, I Mean, My Mom's A Social Worker, For God's Sakes.

If I Were Directing A Movie, It Would Scare Me.

I Knew I Just Loved Comedy, And I Think It Was My Parents Who Initially Brought Up The Notion Of Me Trying To Do Stand-up. I Think I Actually Tried Writing Jokes Just At Home, Just Kind Of Sitting Around. But It Seemed Like A Very Real Way To Step Into The World Of Comedy. I Felt I Could Do It, So Why Not?

[ I Watched ] Spicoli In Fast Times, Which Isn't Exactly A Stoner Movie, Or The Big Lebowski, Which I Think Is More Than A Stoner Movie Or Brad Pitt In True Romance.