I Hate All Sidekicks.

As Unhealthy As I Am, I'm Weirdly Aware Of Exactly How My Body Functions.

Cheap Liquor Is A Magic Potion That Can Turn You Into A Puppet Cowboy Before It Kills You.

I'm So Beyond Genre, Drama, Comedies, I Just Want To Do Really Good, Interesting Projects.

I Have To Drink This Much To Be As Unfunny As You.

I'm Grateful That I Had That Uphill Battle For 10 Years Of Going Onstage And Having Nobody Know Who I Was, Because You Have To Win Them Over.