I Hate Danny Kaye Movies.

Music Bypasses The Brain And Goes Straight To The Heart. I Wish My Life Had More Of It.

Comedians Are Sometimes Resentful Of Their Writers. Probably Because It's Hard For Giant Egos To Admit You Need Anyone But Yourself To Be What You Are.

To Label Me An Intellectual Is A Misunderstanding Of What That Is.

I Like When The Ice Gets Thin, The Going Gets Rough, The Guests Get Edgy.

In Relative Youth, We Assume We'll Remember Everything. Someone Should Urge The Young To Think Otherwise.