I Hate Mornings. They Start

Babe," Ranger Said. "you're Looking A Little Strung Out. Is There Anything I Should Know?" I'm On A Sugar Withdrawal. I've Given Up Desert And It's All I Can Think About." That Had Been True Five Minutes Ago. Now That Ranger Was Standng In Front Of Me I Was Thinking A Cupcake Wasn't What I Actually Needed. Maybe I Can Help You Get Your Mind Off Doughnuts," Ranger Said. My Mouth Dropped Open, And I Think Some Drool Might Have Dribbled Out.

And When I Was In The Trunk, I Saw Jesus. And The Virgin Mary. And Ozzy Osbourne.

I Don't Know Much About Cars," Joyce Said, "but I Think Someone Took My Engine.

Omygod, I Haven’t Got Years. I’ll Have To Hide In The Bat Cave.” “once You Go To The Bat Cave It’s Forever, Babe.” Eeek.

Only Men You Can Count On These Days Are Ben And Jerry.