I Hate Mourinho. He's A

I Envy Drummers. It Must Be The Ultimate To Sing And Play Drums At The Same Time. Phil Collins, No Wonder He's So F... Happy.

You And I Are Gonna Live Forever...

With Every Song That I Write, I Compare It To The Beatles. The Thing Is, They Only Got There Before Me. If I'd Been Born At The Same Time As John Lennon, I'd Have Been Up There.

I'm Going To Get Drunk And Insult As Many Musicians From The 80's As Is Humanly Possible.

I Do All The Work So It's Only Right That I Should Get The Most Money. Plus I Am The Most Handsome.