I Hate This Bizarre Policy

Keeping Up The Appearance Of Having All Your Marbles Is Hard Work, But Important.

I Am Further Back, Surrounded On All Sides By Wailing Men, Their Faces Shiny With Tears. Uncle Al Promised Three Dollars And A Bottle Of Canadian Whiskey To The Man Who Puts On The Best Show. You've Never Seen Such Grief-- Even The Dogs Were Howling.

It's Just A Crazy Damned Life, That's All.

Do You Have Any Idea How Much An Elephant Drinks?

I Strain To Hear, But My Old Ears, For All Their Obscene Hugeness, Pick Up Nothing But Snippets.