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Sometimes I Go, “what Am I Doing With My Life?” But Then I Get Letters From Young Women, Or People Come Up To Me, And They Say, “you’ve Made Such A Difference To My Confidence.” And That Is A Good Thing. I Should Read More Fan Mail Though. I’m Crap At Responding.

Everyone Seems To Think I'm Very Ladylike. That I'm Very Cultured And Intelligent. I Drink Alot Of Diet Coke And Belch. I've Been Known To Use The F-word. I've Told A Few Dirty Jokes. I Arm-wrestle.

I've Never Had White Teeth. To Be Honest, I've Never Been Told To Do Any Of Those Horrible Things - Get Your Teeth Whitened Or Your Nose Straightened.

I’ve Aged, But I Don’t Think I’ve Grown Up.

I Think Woody Allen Is Pretty Much Of A Genius. I'm Thinking Of Filmmakers Every Century Or Two, But I've Never Had The Luck To Meet Them. People Who Create Their Absolutely Own World And Are Totally Inimitable.