I Hate Ugliness. You Know

They Went Into My Closets Looking For Skeletons, But Thank God All They Found Were Shoes, Beautiful Shoes.

President Marcos Was Investing In Precious Metals Long Before He Entered Politics.

They Need A Role Model. They Need A Star!

Why Should People Be Afraid That We Use A Few Small Pellets Of Uranium At The Nuclear Power Plant In Bataan? Don't They Know That We're Surrounded By Uranium? We Have The World's Fourth Largest Deposits Of Uranium. Yes, We're All Radioactive -- Must Be The Reason Why We Have So Many Faith Healers!

If The Shoe Fits, Buy It.