I Hate When Men Think

I'm Actually Pretty Good At Tennis. Well, If I'm In The Special Olympics Or Something.

I'm Not Going To Blow Up Just For The Sake Of It, Because It's On Tv. That's Not The Issue.

I Love A Stupid Joke, Something That Doesn't Make Any Sense.

It's Been My Experience That People Who Make Proclamations About Themselves Are Usually The Opposite Of What They Claim To Be.

Instead Of Having A Baby, Why Dont You Get A Tattoo Of A Baby First, And See How That Works Out For Six Months To A Year, And Then See If You're Ready To Have A Baby.