I Have A Dress-up Chest

I've Got A Couple Of Those Gossard Wonderbras. They Are So Brilliant, I Swear, Even I Get Cleavage With Them.

I Want To Apologize To All Of The People I Have Let Down Because Of My Behavior, Which Has Reflected Badly On My Family, Friends, Co-workers, Business Associates And Others.

I'd Go On The Train To Castings, Changing From My School Uniform On The Train. I Carried On Like That For A Few Years, Getting Jobs In Bits And Pieces.

I Was A Scapegoat. The Media Had To Put Responsibility On Somebody, And I Was Chosen. They Felt Free To Say That Because Someone Was Thin They Were Anorexic, Which Is Ridiculous.

My Mum Used To Say To Me, 'you Can't Have Fun All The Time,' And I Used To Say, 'why Not?'. Why... Can't I Have Fun All The Time?