I Have A Feeling That

I Was An Uncommonly Unattractive Young Man.

This Weapon [an Ax] Is Primitive But Effective. And It's Also Guaranteed To Be Fifty-percent Painless. You See, It Takes Two People To Operate, And The Person At This End [the Handle] Doesn't Feel A Thing.

There Is Something More Important Than Logic: Imagination

The Length Of A Film Should Be Directly Related To The Endurance Of The Human Bladder.

Never Turn Your Back On A Friend.