I Have A Gift For

If I Ever Bore You, It'll Be With A Knife.

A Well Dressed Woman, Even Though Her Purse Is Painfully Empty, Can Conquer The World.

Love Is A Publicity Stunt, And Making Love, After The First Curious Raptures, Is Only Another Petulant Way To Pass The Time Waiting For The Studio To Call.

In My Dreams I Am Not Crippled. In My Dreams, I Dance.

When I Went To Hollywood In 1927, The Girls Were Wearing Lumpy Sweaters And Skirts. I Was Wearing Sleek Suits And Half Naked Beaded Gowns And Piles And Piles Of Furs.