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Well, It Is Quite Daunting, But I Made My First Appearance On The Stage When I Was Nine, Because I Went To A Theatrical School, Because I Wanted To Be An Actress Since I Was Eight.

If Life Throws You A Lemon - Make Lemonade.

We Live In A Quick-fix Society Where We Need Instant Gratification For Everything. Too Fat? Get Lipo-sucked. Stringy Hair? Glue On Extensions. Wrinkles And Lines? Head To The Beauty Shop For A Pot Of The Latest Miracle Skin Stuff. It's All A Beautiful £1 Billion Con Foisted Upon Insecure Women By Canny Cosmetic Conglomerates.

I Think Bare Legs In Winter Are Idiotic. Unless Your Naked Pins Are Toned, Tanned And Veinless, It's Best To Cover Up. There Is Nothing More Elegant In Winter Than Dark Tights Worn With Matching Knee-length Boots And A Belted Trench Coat.

Isn't Three Quarters Of Life A Guilty Pleasure?