I Have A Memory Like

When A Place Advertises Itself As 'world Famous,' You May Be Sure It Isn't.

All American Cars Are Basically Chevrolets.

Satire Of Satire Tends To Be Self-canceling, And Deliberate Shock Tactics Soon Lose Their Ability To Shock, Especially When They're Too Deliberate.

San Francisco Isn't What It Used To Be, And It Never Was.

I Hope I Go To Heaven, And When I Do, I'm Going To Do What Every San Franciscan Does When He Gets There. He Looks Around And Says, 'it Ain't Bad, But It Ain't San Francisco.'