I Have A Much Better

I Do Like Britney Spears. I Think She's Cute. I Think She's Fun. And I Like Her Records. You Know, I'm Not A Pop Snob Whatsoever. I Think She Makes Great Pop Records.

I Just Wish More Of My Fellow Queers Would Come Out Sometimes. It's Nice Out Here, You Know?

When Little Richard Used To Stand Up And Play It Was Just Fabulous, And Liberace Had The Candlesticks And The Rings And The Gift Of The Gab. The Piano's Is The Most Ungainly Rock' N' Roll Instrument Of All Time But Those Two People Transcended It, As Did Jerry Lee Lewis.

I'm Glad I've Given Up Drugs And Alcohol. It Would Be Awful To Be Like Keith Richards. He's Pathetic. It's Like A Monkey With Arthritis, Trying To Go Onstage And Look Young.

I'm Not Going To Russia And Tell Them To Go To Hell And Think - That's Not The Way Things Are Done. You Chip Away At Something And You Hope That There Will Be Dialogue And That The Situation Can Get Better. You Don't Just Go In There With Guns Blazing And Say Well, To Hell With You Because They're Going To Say To Hell With You And Get Out Of The Country.